Taylor Swift's Assks

Anonymous said: do you have twitter

I do, but I only use it to retweet Taylor and keep track of tweets as opposed to a social media tool

Posted 1 day ago

Anonymous said: taylor wedgie is so huge when she wear tight shorts. I had never seen a girl with a wedgie so remarkable.

Haha oh dear, to be honest that could be quite uncomfortable for her

Anonymous said: could you make a special like a ranking with the hottest taylor ass photos

Oh gosh, I could, but honestly it can be so hard to decide!!

Posted 1 week ago

Anonymous said: how come we haven't seen all the winners of the giveaway get their prize? including the 5 extra winners?

All prizes have been sent, if you are a winner who has not received a prize please contact us directly off anon so we can do something about it. Sending anonymous messages does not allow us to rectify the problem. We are sorry if you still have not received your prize

Anonymous said: five orgasms looks like john is a sex machine

Quite

Anonymous said: john mayer quote part 1 / Because I want to show (a girl I’m with that) I’m not like every other guy. Because I hate other men. When I’m f-cking you, I’m trying to f-ck every man who’s ever f-cked you, but in his ass, so you’ll say “No one’s ever done that to me in bed. Here’s what I really want to do at 32: f-ck a girl and then, as she’s sleeping in bed, make breakfast for her. So she’s like, “What? You gave me five vaginal orgasms last night,

Oh, here is part 1, look I don’t know. But it does sound like Taylor because he was about 31/32 when they dated, but I’m not sure because she just doesn’t seem like that kind of person, to say stuff like thAt I mean. But who knows…

Anonymous said: part 2 / you’re making me a spinach omelet? You are the sh-t!” So she says, “I love this guy.” I say, “I love this girl loving me.” And then we have a problem. Because that entails instant relationship. I’m already playing house. And when I lose interest she’s going to say, “Why would you do that if you didn’t want to stick with me?” // for me that interview screams Taylor so much

WHAT IS HAPPENING? I’m so confused

Anonymous said: Do you think Taylor would like it if I gaped her butt wide? I feel like my cock and fist would go so well up that pretty little shithole. Her place is on her knees with a speculum stretching her anus beyond belief. I want to be able to grab any object I can find and drop it in her prolapsed orifices. I'll train her to be all I want her to be. I want it to be a gaping hole to make other Masters jealous that they don't have an never ending ass like my Tay-Tay.

To be honest I do not think she would like that at all…

Anonymous said: Hang on is that what a slut is? sorry for butting in

Haha it’s okay, I was joking but from dictionary.com the definition is…
noun
1. an immoral or dissolute woman; prostitute.
2. Obsolete . a dirty, slovenly woman.
I just don’t think I am any of those things haha

Posted 2 months ago

Anonymous said: slut

But people don’t pay me money for sex…